Sunday, January 25, 2009
LIST OF FLAWS
ONE dumping out ashtrays is hard for me to do TWO i've got a terrible addiction to hot chocolate, which sometimes leads me to use the last of the milk THREE i wasn't made for back-breaking labor, or really any other kind FOUR i often wear the same clothes two days in a row FIVE i've been told that i'm not all that personable SIX i lie about very trivial things SEVEN small children make me uneasy EIGHT i collect garbage and photograph trash NINE i don't belong to any church and i don't volunteer TEN somedays i make it a goal to stay indoors ELEVEN my tennis serve could be better TWELVE i get very tense when people touch me unexpectedly THIRTEEN renaissance art makes me want to gag FOURTEEN i would marry jerry springer if he'd have me FIFTEEN i watch a lot of television
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