Sunday, January 25, 2009

LIST OF FLAWS

ONE  dumping out ashtrays is hard for me to do  TWO  i've got a terrible addiction to hot chocolate, which sometimes leads me to use the last of the milk THREE  i wasn't made for back-breaking labor, or really any other kind  FOUR  i often wear the same clothes two days in a row FIVE i've been told that i'm not all that personable  SIX  i lie about very trivial things  SEVEN small children make me uneasy  EIGHT  i collect garbage and photograph trash  NINE  i don't belong to any church and i don't volunteer  TEN  somedays i make it a goal to stay indoors ELEVEN my tennis serve could be better  TWELVE i get very tense when people touch me unexpectedly  THIRTEEN renaissance art makes me want to gag  FOURTEEN  i would marry jerry springer if he'd have me FIFTEEN i watch a lot of television

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